英语搭讪技巧|让撩妹不同寻常

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. i4 o+ x8 F1 x. _' U! l圣诞节、跨年夜...一个个适合约会的日子正在向你靠近！这个冬天，别再孤单的走在冷风中啦，今天就给你撩妹技巧大放送！

Pick up lines(搭讪)是个技术活，平时低调沉默的童鞋们，对同胞滔滔不绝，面对异性就羞涩万分的宅男们（脑补Raj...）。如何打破僵局，和对面心仪的TA说上几句呢？

01正确示范

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No.1: （冷笑话型）
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No.2（没话找话型）

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“What kind of dog is that?”
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No.3（文艺青年型）
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No.4（常规型）

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% x9 \' M/ |4 u9 P0 h-Excuse me, are you (insert name)?

No.5（夸赞型）

-That's a great haircut.

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No.6（酒吧场景）
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-(To the bartender) I'll have what the handsome gentlman (beautiful lady) is having.
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-Can I buy you a drink?
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8 T4 \5 Q. X! v' l6 v, U-Are you here alone?
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& A3 q: m9 A) O6 h& {2 ~, f-Let me buy you a drink.
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02错误示范
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1. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
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2. It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out! (See Note 1)

NOTE 1
To check out someone means to look and examine them because you are interested in or attracted to them. (slang)

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However, to check out something from the library means to borrow it.

Example: Can I check out this book?
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3. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, do not worry because I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
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4. Do you believe in love at first sight (一见钟情), or should I walk by again?

' n) _: q/ P7 y) Z5. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE (See Note 2) written all over you.
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NOTE 2
To describe someone as fine means: that person is very sexy, beautiful, attractive, gorgeous, hot, or just overall good-looking. Be careful though, because girls
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( h4 W. ]' J# J7. So did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

! y! l8 t9 z" l, ]NOTE 3
To fall in love with someone means “坠入爱河” in Chinese.
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9 B) f' I" b+ t$ r+ h* [( M" }# y8. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

6 W! i2 b- Q* n3 y3 W9. Are you a magnet? Because I’m attracted to you.

( c! u" {2 N+ ~( u10. You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day. (See Note 4)
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NOTE 4
, x: a8 I" W1 i; o4 _If something has been running through your mind all day, it means that you have been thinking about it, all day.

03“明星”示范
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邓布利多（哈利波特）
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Klaus（始祖家族）
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5 N9 X, Y% R( T! ODamon（吸血鬼日记）
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Jane（暮光之城）

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Sheldon（生活大爆炸）
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( v  S2 z  K  E9 PHoward(生活大爆炸)

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8 U, G/ Z: k" }! e5 I" mWalter（绝命毒师）

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0 ^6 a/ F3 {( q- N1 v+ d. B+ Q0 F9 a9 U, ^Rose（神秘博士）
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（花木兰）
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咕噜（指环王）
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0 ^2 u7 c  N2 E看了这么多还不会？
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理科生不懂浪漫？
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看这里，别的理科生怎么表白～
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实在不行，学学笛卡尔，
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用Matlab画个❤️吧（详情点这里）

最后，附上男神（经）Joey的必杀技

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勇敢去吧！
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