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圣诞节、跨年夜...一个个适合约会的日子正在向你靠近!这个冬天,别再孤单的走在冷风中啦,今天就给你撩妹技巧大放送!6 @/ E% z3 |2 g* L( X* D- R; L
) J; i" q& [' |- Z( |Pick up lines(搭讪)是个技术活,平时低调沉默的童鞋们,对同胞滔滔不绝,面对异性就羞涩万分的宅男们(脑补Raj...)。如何打破僵局,和对面心仪的TA说上几句呢?, l" }/ q, I. u6 q, J
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No.1: (冷笑话型)0 O0 E Z0 \" |8 v1 p" Q
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-足够破冰(双关:打破沉默)!
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8 M& _* d% N9 Q“What kind of dog is that?”
6 B9 l0 O4 R" ^5 M) I) b) i“Hey, nice shoes.”" Q9 W( c) n! {9 l0 s8 s Y
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No.3(文艺青年型)
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-You look like someone I know. Haven't we met before?
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-Don’t I know you from xx class?”
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$ Q7 |3 m: t3 r8 {; ]6 M* [6 j-Excuse me, are you (insert name)?
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5 p g7 @& V! b( u& `No.5(夸赞型)
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$ D6 w; Q0 }5 D$ q( M-That's a great haircut.
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-You have a great smile.
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-(To the bartender) I'll have what the handsome gentlman (beautiful lady) is having.
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$ a+ c G* k& y! H' [" p-Can I buy you a drink?
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8 Z" U% Z+ U8 Q) G% ^8 X' H-What do you say we go somewhere quiet...2 g& l y- p7 E% d
0 v& v4 _ \5 j9 L/ g! R# V$ ?0 T-Let me buy you a drink.
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1 Q$ n7 S( ?' [02错误示范
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1. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
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2. It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out! (See Note 1)
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To check out someone means to look and examine them because you are interested in or attracted to them. (slang)
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Example: That guy just checked you out." x/ x$ ?* I1 N. u, W
# B- l: k0 f- c; M' R& S+ G+ }- xHowever, to check out something from the library means to borrow it.) r4 g: _& l! Y6 y6 s" ^/ i
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Example: Can I check out this book?
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3. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, do not worry because I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
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/ N# W" o6 f; T1 Z6 F9 z1 S4. Do you believe in love at first sight (一见钟情), or should I walk by again?
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5. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE (See Note 2) written all over you./ k1 U/ F" S( Q. j: ^* y
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1 g m; L: \9 }" KTo describe someone as fine means: that person is very sexy, beautiful, attractive, gorgeous, hot, or just overall good-looking. Be careful though, because girls- T% e( H0 X& x N
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6. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall…is in love with me. (See Note 3): f8 N# d/ M' z9 f- g5 r
! G6 K% ]) A9 S( x3 _1 v& f7. So did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?' O% k; k, B$ L" u( A- g
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To fall in love with someone means “坠入爱河” in Chinese." p; x( Q7 `5 r( z# k
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! [6 a. f. J7 s10. You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day. (See Note 4)$ @' v: B) `$ ?, m- A0 H* l% D! D- E" l
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4 m, V5 d% Y; \& }If something has been running through your mind all day, it means that you have been thinking about it, all day.$ u; R, }/ J5 _
* k6 `# v" E, d5 d/ M5 q03“明星”示范
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看了这么多还不会?
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看这里,别的理科生怎么表白~
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用Matlab画个❤️吧(详情点这里)
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. N3 t+ P0 y. ?, l; b& a6 y$ V最后,附上男神(经)Joey的必杀技
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4 D( Z& Z6 N; m. d( k4 [3 i如果碰壁了...
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送你挽尊语~
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