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. i4 o+ x8 F1 x. _' U! l圣诞节、跨年夜...一个个适合约会的日子正在向你靠近!这个冬天,别再孤单的走在冷风中啦,今天就给你撩妹技巧大放送!3 Y6 @9 H6 e- S6 w
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Pick up lines(搭讪)是个技术活,平时低调沉默的童鞋们,对同胞滔滔不绝,面对异性就羞涩万分的宅男们(脑补Raj...)。如何打破僵局,和对面心仪的TA说上几句呢?6 y7 N, J; p0 X* ]" Z5 Q! R1 F
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No.1: (冷笑话型)
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“What kind of dog is that?”
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No.3(文艺青年型)
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+ n+ A/ \7 s' Z1 e( q# J+ u: v-You look like someone I know. Haven't we met before?
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$ ^; |% |. q- p1 Z-Don’t I know you from xx class?”, w: |6 Q/ j' ?. l
% x9 \' M/ |4 u9 P0 h-Excuse me, are you (insert name)?+ ?5 T7 y; x6 n3 e( ~
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No.5(夸赞型)7 u w: _3 C! @6 I+ h" e3 Q% X
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$ u$ N7 B h% z" T! g, i-You have a great smile.
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No.6(酒吧场景)
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-(To the bartender) I'll have what the handsome gentlman (beautiful lady) is having.
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-Can I buy you a drink?
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8 T4 \5 Q. X! v' l6 v, U-Are you here alone?
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02错误示范
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1. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
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2. It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out! (See Note 1)8 {; z& J% w- _+ N- Z' c
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NOTE 11 d) ^6 L; Q7 F
To check out someone means to look and examine them because you are interested in or attracted to them. (slang)+ |( O1 S, F7 ?( b/ E" Z
- d: R2 c% M+ DExample: That guy just checked you out.
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However, to check out something from the library means to borrow it.$ Z. e4 h4 ?. ?* r/ g
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Example: Can I check out this book?
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3. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, do not worry because I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
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' n) _: q/ P7 y) Z5. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE (See Note 2) written all over you.
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To describe someone as fine means: that person is very sexy, beautiful, attractive, gorgeous, hot, or just overall good-looking. Be careful though, because girls
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( h4 W. ]' J# J7. So did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?7 k2 E$ X R, g7 w' l1 O
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To fall in love with someone means “坠入爱河” in Chinese.
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6 W! i2 b- Q* n3 y3 W9. Are you a magnet? Because I’m attracted to you.. M4 K6 `3 \8 F6 H! ~' Z' V% `
( c! u" {2 N+ ~( u10. You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day. (See Note 4)
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03“明星”示范
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邓布利多(哈利波特)
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Klaus(始祖家族)
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5 N9 X, Y% R( T! ODamon(吸血鬼日记)
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Jane(暮光之城)5 E, m: `0 c& h
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Sheldon(生活大爆炸)
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咕噜(指环王)
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0 ^2 u7 c N2 E看了这么多还不会?
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理科生不懂浪漫?
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看这里,别的理科生怎么表白~
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实在不行,学学笛卡尔,
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用Matlab画个❤️吧(详情点这里)* @; Y: p* {& t5 b
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最后,附上男神(经)Joey的必杀技9 }9 o" b) B3 u
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勇敢去吧!
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