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圣诞节、跨年夜...一个个适合约会的日子正在向你靠近！这个冬天，别再孤单的走在冷风中啦，今天就给你撩妹技巧大放送！

Pick up lines(搭讪)是个技术活，平时低调沉默的童鞋们，对同胞滔滔不绝，面对异性就羞涩万分的宅男们（脑补Raj...）。如何打破僵局，和对面心仪的TA说上几句呢？

01正确示范



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-足够破冰（双关：打破沉默）！

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6 g7 g/ n5 a, H1 G1 K/ U8 ^“What kind of dog is that?”
“Hey, nice shoes.”
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No.3（文艺青年型）
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-You look like someone I know. Haven't we met before?
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-Excuse me, are you (insert name)?
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$ F- g; b+ f7 _# T3 eNo.5（夸赞型）

-That's a great haircut.
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/ I5 I/ y( t4 H- x+ mNo.6（酒吧场景）
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* {* _# H, I* E6 d2 P-Can I buy you a drink?

1 I4 u& w9 u" @: t6 f/ t-Are you here alone?

-What do you say we go somewhere quiet...

-Let me buy you a drink.

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0 }. B  ]; l/ i2 z1 b9 N7 Y1. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.

2 e' r* \$ O! f2. It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out! (See Note 1)

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Example: That guy just checked you out.
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However, to check out something from the library means to borrow it.
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Example: Can I check out this book?

" F1 v' Y6 S( `# N- ], n! b+ N; m3. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, do not worry because I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

. X/ c" k" e3 f4. Do you believe in love at first sight (一见钟情), or should I walk by again?
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* O/ R6 z' q! c, q7 r- @7 ]5. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE (See Note 2) written all over you.

NOTE 2
To describe someone as fine means: that person is very sexy, beautiful, attractive, gorgeous, hot, or just overall good-looking. Be careful though, because girls
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) ]7 v( N+ [7 @* \: M8 l6. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall…is in love with me. (See Note 3)

7. So did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
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% v% N+ ^6 O, |$ E8. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

9. Are you a magnet? Because I’m attracted to you.

10. You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day. (See Note 4)
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+ A* d1 j3 Q. w: Z" P' h0 tIf something has been running through your mind all day, it means that you have been thinking about it, all day.
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03“明星”示范
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邓布利多（哈利波特）
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女巫



Klaus（始祖家族）

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Jane（暮光之城）


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Howard(生活大爆炸)

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Rose（神秘博士）
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（花木兰）

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看了这么多还不会？

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看这里，别的理科生怎么表白～
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+ P1 g5 u) Q8 I0 T" _! K+ N/ M" s1 {3 w( k实在不行，学学笛卡尔，

用Matlab画个❤️吧（详情点这里）
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0 m. F" G" L: ?) H% ]最后，附上男神（经）Joey的必杀技
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  ~& P; {/ M+ D6 R0 V' q$ G) ]勇敢去吧！
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送你挽尊语~


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