英语搭讪技巧|让撩妹不同寻常

清酒暖风

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5 u& M/ f& Q9 I; B圣诞节、跨年夜...一个个适合约会的日子正在向你靠近！这个冬天，别再孤单的走在冷风中啦，今天就给你撩妹技巧大放送！

Pick up lines(搭讪)是个技术活，平时低调沉默的童鞋们，对同胞滔滔不绝，面对异性就羞涩万分的宅男们（脑补Raj...）。如何打破僵局，和对面心仪的TA说上几句呢？
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01正确示范

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No.1: （冷笑话型）
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-足够破冰（双关：打破沉默）！

No.2（没话找话型）


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“What kind of dog is that?”
" R: b# ]/ M/ f  G0 J# f/ f8 l“Hey, nice shoes.”
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No.3（文艺青年型）
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No.4（常规型）
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-You look like someone I know. Haven't we met before?
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-Excuse me, are you (insert name)?
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No.5（夸赞型）
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; E5 F2 p" v" s-That's a great haircut.
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/ @0 O# V: m8 U6 Y  T' B6 j-You have a great smile.


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8 H  K, U% [+ w! eNo.6（酒吧场景）

( \8 i2 t- D2 R% {4 ^7 ?-(To the bartender) I'll have what the handsome gentlman (beautiful lady) is having.

-Can I buy you a drink?
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3 _  W- P7 _. f# a* _-Are you here alone?

& P4 _2 S- H. S, K-What do you say we go somewhere quiet...

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2 B( ~3 g, s: k/ J: p6 n9 ^1. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.

: N/ V  ?! ~) f5 Y2. It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out! (See Note 1)
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% {) x1 s$ w% }  N: G2 V% }! iTo check out someone means to look and examine them because you are interested in or attracted to them. (slang)

Example: That guy just checked you out.
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However, to check out something from the library means to borrow it.

" D7 z+ |5 @; n" J$ f- s: `Example: Can I check out this book?

: p8 G# v, ]6 O3 H3. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, do not worry because I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

/ B: a; c" x0 p5 C$ d1 }- c4. Do you believe in love at first sight (一见钟情), or should I walk by again?
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5. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE (See Note 2) written all over you.

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To describe someone as fine means: that person is very sexy, beautiful, attractive, gorgeous, hot, or just overall good-looking. Be careful though, because girls
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would rather hear you tell them they are beautiful, than fine. (slang)
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6. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall…is in love with me. (See Note 3)
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5 g0 S- f7 d2 n, T5 B4 ~, s7. So did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
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NOTE 3
/ U7 [, }4 p( o4 w4 o8 N; gTo fall in love with someone means “坠入爱河” in Chinese.

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8. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

9. Are you a magnet? Because I’m attracted to you.
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3 X, `8 v  D3 C, J( R% E10. You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day. (See Note 4)

9 E/ P/ {: G8 Z! j4 `6 [9 o7 x6 d& YNOTE 4
& X" E" H8 d" j: r0 c0 c/ L- BIf something has been running through your mind all day, it means that you have been thinking about it, all day.
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; W+ S5 M3 z4 k' }03“明星”示范
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邓布利多（哈利波特）

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女巫


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Damon（吸血鬼日记）
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Sheldon（生活大爆炸）

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- A# a3 n5 V  Q- K4 tHoward(生活大爆炸)

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$ x. l' C3 h2 h. P% A0 @Rose（神秘博士）


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理科生不懂浪漫？
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看这里，别的理科生怎么表白～
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, C1 g- e" A0 G0 H实在不行，学学笛卡尔，
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  v( y- _# `+ \8 l6 v% [用Matlab画个❤️吧（详情点这里）

最后，附上男神（经）Joey的必杀技
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3 _8 n  ^  e2 j' {如果碰壁了...
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8 k, e8 z' P: T! E送你挽尊语~


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